iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via viva-la-gallifrey)

Anonymous asked:

18, 23, 24

Hellabums Answer:

teamputvedev:

18. Obsession?

  • atm it’s LBJ and cars

23. Favorite song?

  • sooooo many but rn i’m listening to Alone by Trampled by Turtles

24. Favorite band?

  • Mumiy Troll, George Strait, Nickelback (sorry), 5sos, 1d, Barenaked Ladies, Avett Brothers, etc

mumiy troll <33 baaaeeeees